Kamla. The Curse of the Stinking Coolie
Politics & Race

Kamla. The Curse of the Stinking Coolie

The Prime Minister spent Emancipation weekend typing an ethnic slur at the nation five times — over an insult she never actually received. Then she signed it with a heart emoji.

📅 August 5, 2026Trini Socialist
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Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar

Let us stop being polite about this, because polite is how the country got here. The post published on 3 August from @PM_Kamla — the official, verified account of the head of government of the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago — is not “controversial.” It is not “divisive rhetoric.” It is not a “misstep.” It is the unhinged, self-pitying, factually hollow ranting of a woman who has confused the Office of the Prime Minister with a burner account.

“CHEER UP PNM, I EAGERLY LOOK FORWARD TO ROUND TWO OF ‘CURSE KAMLA THE STINKING COOLIE’ ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.”
Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar

Eagerly. Looking. Forward.

The Prime Minister of this country is looking forward to being racially abused. She has pencilled it in. She is counting down to it like a birthday. And if that sentence does not stop you cold, read it a fourth time, because there is no reading of it that leaves the office intact.

Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar

She Is Furious About Something That Did Not Happen

Here is the load-bearing beam of the entire tantrum, and it is made of air.

Her claim is that the PNM had a “grand political strategy” to have supporters call her a slur at Emancipation Day celebrations — and that this plot “flopped” because she didn’t turn up.

Read that again slowly. She is enraged about abuse she did not receive, at an event she did not attend, from a conspiracy she has produced not one atom of evidence ever existed.

There is no incident. There is no video. There is no name, no witness, no complaint, no police report. There is a woman at home, on a phone, inventing a crowd, filling its mouth with a slur, and then demanding a nation of 1.4 million people be outraged on her behalf about a wound she manufactured in her own head.

Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar

And she goes further — she tells us what was inside her opponents’ skulls that morning. PNM MPs “got up early, their hearts and minds full of hatred and racism, got dressed and went down to Port of Spain in the hot sun.” She knows their hearts. She knows what time they woke. She knows what they were thinking as they dressed.

This is not political argument. This is a person narrating a fight with someone who is not in the room. Your uncle does this at Christmas and the family exchanges glances. She does it holding the national budget, the police service, and the country’s foreign policy.

She Said the Slur. She Is the Only One Who Said It.

This is the part that should permanently end the debate about who poured the petrol.

Before 3 August, that word was not trending in Trinidad and Tobago. After 3 August, it was — because she typed it five times and pushed it to eighty thousand people.

She took the ugliest word in the Indo-Trinidadian inheritance, a word dragged out of indentureship and carried down five generations, and she personally put it in front of the entire country on a weekend when almost nobody was thinking about her.

Prime Minister Kamla Persad-Bissessar

Because what were they thinking about? Emancipation. August 1st. The end of chattel slavery in the British Caribbean. A day that belongs, first and foremost, to Afro-Trinidadians and to the memory of what was done to their ancestors.

And on that weekend, the Prime Minister looked at the calendar, saw a day of national remembrance that was not about her, and decided to fix that.

Then she twisted the knife: there will “always be another opportunity to disparage Afro and Indo Trinidadians who support the UNC.” Note the construction. Both of this country’s major communities, dissolved into a single category defined by loyalty to her party — which quietly implies that Afro-Trinidadians who don’t support the UNC are the ones doing the disparaging. That is not a slip of grammar. That is the entire load-bearing structure of the post, and it is filthy.

An Unevidenced Criminal Accusation, in Caps Lock, at 80,000 People

Everyone skimmed past this because the racial language was louder. Don’t. It may be the single most serious thing in the document.

Three separate times, the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago publicly asserts that the parliamentary opposition — the party that governed this country for most of its independent life — is operating in concert with organised narcotics traffickers. The “local drug mafia,” she calls them, over and over, welded to the PNM in the same breath.

No evidence. No file number. No name. No seizure. No charge. Nothing.

If it is true, it is the gravest allegation any Caribbean head of government has ever made about a domestic opposition, and it belongs in a criminal court and a Commission of Enquiry — not wedged between a racial slur and a yellow heart.

If it is false, then the Prime Minister used the authority of her office to accuse her rivals of a felony because she was in a mood on a Sunday.

There is no third option. She either has the file or she is smearing. Somebody should ask her in Parliament, on the record, and keep asking until she answers.

“The Fight Against the Drug Trade Continues”

She reached for this line twice as the fig leaf for the whole performance.

Continues where?

The fight against the drug trade is not a mood. It is a set of numbers, and those numbers are public property. Kilos seized. Vessels intercepted. Charges laid. Convictions secured. Assets forfeited. And most honestly of all — bodies, because in this country the drug trade is counted in funerals, and every family in Laventille, Sea Lots, Enterprise and Cedros can tell you the rate at which the counting is happening on their street.

A Prime Minister who was winning that fight would lead with the tonnage. She would not need caps lock.

The caps lock is the confession. Governments with results publish results. Governments with nothing publish feelings.

And Then: “Have a Wonderful Day Everyone 💛”

The emoji is the most damning character in the whole document.

Because it proves this was not a rupture. Not a bad night. Not a woman overwhelmed at 3am who woke up mortified. The yellow heart is a sign-off. It is the little bow. It is somebody reading their own work back, feeling pleased with it, and adding a flourish.

A meltdown is a bad night. This was a product. Someone drafted it, reviewed it, liked it, and garnished it.

That is so much worse.

The Trick Has Stopped Working

Here is what should be terrifying whoever is left advising her, and it is sitting in her own replies.

The race card is a machine with two settings. One: your base rallies to defend you. Two: the other side takes the bait, says something ugly, and hands you the footage. It has worked in this country for decades because both halves fire automatically.

On 3 August, neither half fired.

Go through the quote tweets — 151 of them, against 56 likes — and the remarkable thing is not the anger. It is the contempt and the boredom:

@UrbanNun

you can’t pay me to read this.

@MsAmbiguous

Okay but why would people be upset, specifically, on Independence Day?

@jonellesamai

I know we shouldn’t normalize this but personally I find this extremely boring. It’s just a copy and paste of the trump playbook. Tactics are to distract and divide us while making no actual improvements.

@Theon_Matthews

So you assuming that they’d call you derogatory words if u attended the event, so u want us judge ppl on a scenario that didn’t happen.

@LorddTyson

you wanna be a racial victim so bad, around emancipation day no less.

@cassiusroch

All of the citizens have not referred to you this way and do not. Disagreement does not equal “I am a pnm.”

That last one is the whole con, named out loud by an ordinary citizen in a reply box. Disagreement does not equal “I am a PNM.” The entire machine depends on collapsing every critic into a racist and every racist into an opponent — and people have simply stopped accepting the equation.

Look at the ratio, too. One hundred and fifty-one quote tweets against fifty-six likes is not engagement. That is a public autopsy. Her own side barely touched it. The country picked it up, turned it over, and put it back down.

And once the emotional appeal fails, all that is left is arithmetic — which is why so many replies swerved past race entirely and went for the record: a year and a half in office and still blaming the last administration. Champions of failure. You are in power. Stop blaming other people. That is the sound of a grievance strategy losing an audience that has started reading receipts instead of feelings.

This is the thing about playing with racial fire in a plural society. It burns hot, it burns fast, and it burns out. Every deployment costs more credibility than the last. Sooner or later you are the leader who cried coolie — and when a genuine racial incident happens, and one will, this country will have been trained by her own hand not to believe it.

She is not only poisoning the well. She is spending down the only alarm bell the nation has, on a Sunday, over something that never occurred.

The Sequel Already Has a Release Date

And she has announced it.

“Round two” on Independence Day. August 31st. The one day this country sets aside to be a single country.

She has pre-booked her own grievance for the anniversary of the nation’s birth and invited 1.4 million people to spend the next four weeks bracing for a racial confrontation she intends to stage.

No Prime Minister has ever thought less of the people she governs.

The One Job She Had

Trinidad and Tobago has spent sixty-plus years managing — imperfectly, expensively, and at real human cost — the fault line running between its two largest communities. Every serious leader this country ever produced, of either party and either community, understood one non-negotiable thing about that fault line: the Prime Minister does not stand on it and jump.

The office exists to be the thing that refuses. That is the job. The budget, the ministries, the motorcade — that is administration. The single irreducible duty of a head of government in a plural society is to be the one person who will not make it worse.

She had that job. She wrote that post. She added a heart.

Round two is set for the 31st. Nobody asked for round one.

Opinion and fair comment on a statement published by the Prime Minister on her official verified account on 3 August 2026. Every quoted phrase is verbatim from that post or from public replies to it. Characterisations of motive and effect are the author’s argument.

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